it wasn't lemon gatorade
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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