Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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