either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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