I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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