Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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