Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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