school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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