We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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