He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Randomize
