Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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