i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm at about main and main street
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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