yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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