what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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