id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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