So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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