My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just want to make out with him forever
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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