Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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