Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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