my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
two words: eviction party
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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