How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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