she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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