I want to stick my p in your. b.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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