I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
try to milk me bitch
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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