You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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