why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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