sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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