So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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