whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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