it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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