But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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