so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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