Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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