Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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