we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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