We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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