i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
