Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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