I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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