I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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