I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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