Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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