Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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