He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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