The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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