You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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