Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
