You made me cry and you don't even care
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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