we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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