..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
