windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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